As a former 5th grade teacher, I have seen things like this get turned in.
(From a SOF buddy)

Always check your child's homework before it gets to school!


When asked to draw a picture of what they wanted to be when they grew up, second-grader "Sarah" turned in the lovely drawing shown below. Needless to say, the teacher was a bit surprised -- Mrs. Smith had always seemed like such a conservative woman. So she sent a note home to the girl's mother asking for clar image001.jpg>> ification as to the picture's meaning. (read Mom's reply below the picture)

(Here's the reply the teacher received the following day)

Dear Mrs. Jones,
I wish to clarify that I am not now, nor have I ever been, an exotic dancer.
I work at Home Depot and I told my daughter how hectic it was last week before the blizzard hit. I told her we sold out every single shovel we had, and then I found one more in the back room, and that several people were fighting over who would get it. Her picture doesn't show me dancing around a pole. It's supposed to depict me selling the last snow shovel we had at Home Depot.
From now on I will remember to check her homework more thoroughly before she turns it in.
Mrs. Smith

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Comment by Jim Werbaneth on January 27, 2009 at 9:06pm
That's Mommy's story and she's sticking to it.

And I swear to God, Your Honor, that girl looked twenty-one, and that's MY story and I'm sticking to it.
Comment by Mike O'Brien on January 27, 2009 at 8:58pm
Actually, my understanding is you can't bid on body parts on ebay, so does a hymen count?
Comment by Smitty on January 27, 2009 at 9:50am
Big thing on Ebay and Yahoo....
Comment by Mike O'Brien on January 27, 2009 at 9:45am
That's one I missed. Her parents must be so proud of their college graduate.
Comment by Jon Compton on January 27, 2009 at 8:38am
As I recall, Sacramento also had the Sac State student who sold her virginity in an auction to pay for her education.

NTL, I sure miss Sac.
Comment by Mike O'Brien on January 27, 2009 at 12:50am
We actually had a mom who was an exotic dancer here in Sacramento. The good Christians at Capital Christian Center were going to kick her kid out of school until a local radio station offered mom a job. Mom's explanation was she was a single mom who made more money working as an exotic dancer that she could at Walmart. She wanted her daughter to get a good education. Of course the whole judge not lest ye be judged thing was educational as well.

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