As a former 5th grade teacher, I have seen things like this get turned in.
(From a SOF buddy)


Always check your child's homework before it gets to school!

________________________________

When asked to draw a picture of what they wanted to be when they grew up, second-grader "Sarah" turned in the lovely drawing shown below. Needless to say, the teacher was a bit surprised -- Mrs. Smith had always seemed like such a conservative woman. So she sent a note home to the girl's mother asking for clar image001.jpg>> ification as to the picture's meaning. (read Mom's reply below the picture)







(Here's the reply the teacher received the following day)



Dear Mrs. Jones,
I wish to clarify that I am not now, nor have I ever been, an exotic dancer.
I work at Home Depot and I told my daughter how hectic it was last week before the blizzard hit. I told her we sold out every single shovel we had, and then I found one more in the back room, and that several people were fighting over who would get it. Her picture doesn't show me dancing around a pole. It's supposed to depict me selling the last snow shovel we had at Home Depot.
From now on I will remember to check her homework more thoroughly before she turns it in.
Sincerely,
Mrs. Smith

Views: 310

Comment

You need to be a member of ConsimWorld to add comments!

Join ConsimWorld

Comment by Jim Werbaneth on January 27, 2009 at 9:06pm
That's Mommy's story and she's sticking to it.

And I swear to God, Your Honor, that girl looked twenty-one, and that's MY story and I'm sticking to it.
Comment by Mike O'Brien on January 27, 2009 at 8:58pm
Actually, my understanding is you can't bid on body parts on ebay, so does a hymen count?
Comment by Smitty on January 27, 2009 at 9:50am
Big thing on Ebay and Yahoo....
Comment by Mike O'Brien on January 27, 2009 at 9:45am
That's one I missed. Her parents must be so proud of their college graduate.
Comment by Jon Compton on January 27, 2009 at 8:38am
As I recall, Sacramento also had the Sac State student who sold her virginity in an auction to pay for her education.

NTL, I sure miss Sac.
Comment by Mike O'Brien on January 27, 2009 at 12:50am
We actually had a mom who was an exotic dancer here in Sacramento. The good Christians at Capital Christian Center were going to kick her kid out of school until a local radio station offered mom a job. Mom's explanation was she was a single mom who made more money working as an exotic dancer that she could at Walmart. She wanted her daughter to get a good education. Of course the whole judge not lest ye be judged thing was educational as well.

Help Center

Latest Activity

Gerrit Hellfaier joined Matt Severns's group
Thumbnail

Compass Games

Discussion Of Compass Games productsSee More
26 minutes ago
Gerrit Hellfaier updated their profile
26 minutes ago
Steven Blickens joined Matt Severns's group
Thumbnail

MARKETPLACE -

Buyin', Sellin' and good ol' fashioned horse tradin.......Can't find what you need? Go to the CSW…See More
18 hours ago
Steve K commented on Steve K's blog post Games I'm Playing 2019
"Arquebus (GMT) Pavia 1525: Setup for the big battle. Looks like another tough one for the French!"
21 hours ago
AR Usog is now a member of ConsimWorld
yesterday
Rick Heli posted a status
"Now available the sequel to Founding Fathers, Founding Fathers: Civil War & the Gilded Age: https://upandawaygames.com"
Thursday
Scott Bricker is now a member of ConsimWorld
Wednesday
Joseph replied to Chuang Shyue Chou's discussion What are you reading?
"Read: "The Tanks of Tammuz" by Shabtai Teveth. This is the story of the Israeli Armored…"
Mar 19

Groups

Events

Members

CSW Related Links

Please be sure to check-out these CSW services.

© 2019   Created by John Kranz.   Powered by

Badges  |  Report an Issue  |  Terms of Service